I am going to start with number 28 and then go from there..If you have anything you want to add, please feel free to do so. I am sure there are some good things I might miss. I also will be compiling a list for why we should NOT vote a republican for office.  

28. We might do away with ATM fees but will be replaced with something else.

27. The activists will start coming out more during the day..

26. The hybrids will become a household discussion, “did you plug the car in, honey?” 

25. Maybe Hillary or Barack will play an instrument for you

24. You won’t be easily shocked when one of them potentially gets impeached..

23. You’ll be more eager to turn the news on and see what scandal has come on now, instead of a death toll.

22. You’ll think the taxes will be lower but…

21. The murder rate will go down because now it’s justified as an experimentation

20. The abortion rate will be higher

19. This would be the good time to invest in the popcorn business…

18. If you are a small business, then its time for you to step up.

17. You’ll see your son/daughter/mother/brother/father/husband once again

16. Maybe this is the year my gay sister will get married!!

15. Does Monica Lewinsky have any brothers in office?

American Joe
By Michael Mcshea

I went to the post office. I expected to wait. I had a package that weighed over a pound and can no longer be put in a mail box. Another new rule to make the post office more efficient and profitable.

The man ahead of me was extremely upset. The line for service was out the door of the official post office and lining up in the outer lobby with the post office boxes and ready to spill over into the street.

The man stepped out of line and went to the window and demanded to see the supervisor.

He explained to me that he could hear the staff shooting the bull on the other side of the door in the outer lobby marked “staff use only”. Finally the supervisor came out and communicated with this irate customer.

This was in the news today from CNN. I wonder what Hillary is doing right now as we are all moseying around getting ready to go vote…

I know who I voted for, do you know who I voted for?

Tell me who you voted for and I’ll send you some entrecard credits…

How it works? Leave your blog and drop your card on my comments and I’ll be sure to get you your 25 credits

Or you can tell me something that’ll totally crack me up and want to give you credits anyway.

Just a friendly reminder..

Vote for what you know is right and what you believe in? If you like Ron Paul because he has a cool sign, then you need to go play in traffic..

Barack Obama because you think he has the “lowdown” well, get in the hood..

Hillary Clinton because you feel sorry for her, well thats nice of you but be warned. It could tur into a personal vendetta..

Or any other president because they say what you want to hear… Well then we are all doomed in one place or another, huh?

The United States of America is one of the oldest, dynamic and most vibrant democracies in the world. The credit for this goes to all Americans and to all the great American Presidents who led the country during different eras and gave it proper direction. Were all these President’s career politicians all their lives or did they have any other professions before taking on residency at the Oval office? What happened after they left office? To find out some interesting trivia on some of the greatest Presidents of USA, read on.

Abraham Lincoln : A Republican, he was President from 1861-1865. .Born on February 12, 1809 in Kentucky, he moved to New Salem, Illinois in 1831 and lived there till 1837. Here he took up jobs as varied as managing stores, surveying and a postmaster. Inspite of having a lean physique, he wrestled the local town bully and maintained integrity in all his dealings.

The Donkey and the Elephant (A Fable)
By E. Raymond Rock

Once upon a time, in a magical land far across the sea, there lived together a donkey and an elephant. This was very difficult, because they both had such different ways. The elephant loved to trample trees and make a lot of noise, while the donkey nibbled on lowly grasses and said almost nothing.

One day, the elephant noticed the donkey eating his grass and thought; “Hmm.Why not talk the donkey into giving me some of his grass? The donkey, stupid as he is, would never have a clue about what I am doing, and maybe I could even persuade him that I was doing it for his own good!”

So that night, the elephant made a call on the donkey. “Hello my good friend. How are you this wonderful evening,” said the elephant. The donkey replied, “Fine, but it seems like any other evening to me, and not too wonderful.”

“But that is because your glass is half-empty,” said the elephant. “Things are what you make them!”

“I’m not convinced of that,” said the donkey, “but you seem happy, while I am perhaps too serious. Tell me, what is your secret?”

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 I had to put a cartoon version of worms because in all reality I really hope I don’t lose this bet. My best friend and I made a bet that I wouldn’t try to see if one of our favorite radio stations would talk about/mention my blog. We gave it 7 days from now. I am optimistic while she, hmm she just doesn’t understand that I am JUST THAT LOVABLE

The bet is if I am heard on air, right before celebrity flash and trash (or other way around) She has to eat 26 live worms, while if I’m not