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I am going to start with number 28 and then go from there..If you have anything you want to add, please feel free to do so. I am sure there are some good things I might miss. I also will be compiling a list for why we should NOT vote a republican for office.  

28. We might do away with ATM fees but will be replaced with something else.

27. The activists will start coming out more during the day..

26. The hybrids will become a household discussion, “did you plug the car in, honey?” 

25. Maybe Hillary or Barack will play an instrument for you

24. You won’t be easily shocked when one of them potentially gets impeached..

23. You’ll be more eager to turn the news on and see what scandal has come on now, instead of a death toll.

22. You’ll think the taxes will be lower but…

21. The murder rate will go down because now it’s justified as an experimentation

20. The abortion rate will be higher

19. This would be the good time to invest in the popcorn business…

18. If you are a small business, then its time for you to step up.

17. You’ll see your son/daughter/mother/brother/father/husband once again

16. Maybe this is the year my gay sister will get married!!

15. Does Monica Lewinsky have any brothers in office?

14. It’s easier to love than hate, right?

13. Clinton in office means more instruments, Obama in office means more muslims…

12. The job market will be on the rise again

11. You believe the rich folks should donate some of their wealth.

10. You are tired of paying $4.00 a gallon in gas.

9. Jon Stewart, South Park and Family Guy will be just that much funnier

8. More companies will move overseas so it might be a good time to invest in learning a second or perhaps a third language.

7. Health care might become affordable if not free…

6. Freedom of speech will become more free…

5. job openings for brunettes will become more easier to find..

4. you’ll be bitching in 7 and a half years that you can’t wait for a republican again.

3. You’ll read my Political Blog more to see what other shit comes out of my mouth..

2. “someone will demand a recount

and the final number one reason is that you’ll finally get to say good bye to GEORGE W BUSH!!

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